The Adorable 4

Guh! Give it up!

But Guh didn't.. the big cheese of the Hill Giants stayed on her cart, her hoard.So.. Mallorie vanished. Velgalos turned into a Dragon. Illiara rolled 2's and 3's and stopped using sharpshooter so she hit all the time everytime. Max kept getting hit, although he got 2 hits in (which is a high average). Colton did a fire trick he picked up from a famous war expert, Soon Tchoo, and big walls of fire erupted out of nothing. After we created quite a bit of noise, according to the halfling attached to a very large skewer, we walked away with...

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Giants are huge!

Note to self; "Shield of Faith" is not by definition enough to hold more than 4 strikes from a frost giant. Another detail of interest is that Colton has the ability to heal more than 5 times in a row. It is a constant stream of war fuzzy feelings if he wants to.But as you might recall, he is in general a grumpy little elite fighter man. The Eye of the All-Knowing? Rorsnachk said something along those lines.

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quote; .. It’s not what it looks like

At least, that's what they want you to believe. In the heat of battle, arrows flying over your head and in general going towards your enemies, you must not mistake the results you produce! Clarity is paramount! Rolling a nr 1 is pure excellence!To quote a wise, old and sometimes very grumpy little man; "Let me calculate the chance of you rolling 4D6, and getting 3 nat 1's.. nevermind, too much work" (c) Colton Marwood And yes, I did roll three natural first numbers! The chances to repeat such a feat are astronomical!

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The Pudding Fair!

Sometimes elves just vanish! This is a true fact, as we experienced this. Perhaps it was us that vanished and not Iliarra. This is statistically unlikely, and for the purpose of this written recollection just not true. We ended up in a place, unknown, in beds that were unknown yet comfortable and quite a bit of noise outside. Part of that noise was a lady shouting about a fair, a pudding fair.. "Roll up! Roll up for the Pudding Faire!" To conclude, as I am find writing tedious, there was pudding and the next morning the same lady.. shouting her...

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He is our friend!

When we heard Phandalin, our new home, was attacked by giants we needed to return. We asked our beloved Droop to take care of our mansion. But, we also promised him a home. I believe we managed to do both. When we returned we visited the Majors mansion immediately. When we walked in we noticed 2 things. Guards and people queuing. While Mallorie, Colton and Iliarra entered, I stayed outside to have a chat with these armed folk.However, when I introduced myself the Guard pretended not to know me, stated that our friend Droop, a goblin, stinks and continued to...